Limited drop · printed-on-demand

Merch for operators who don't cope.

Eight things: drinkware, apparel, paper, walls. Made for DTC operators, media buyers, and indie founders who'd rather ship one good 1080×1920 than 50 ChatGPT threads.

Each item is printed on-demand by Printful in the US — no inventory, no leftover stock, ships in 3–7 days.

Bundles — save up to $16

Three curated kits. Each ships multiple items on a single order.

mug
tee
sticker
+ SAVE $9
Operator Starter Pack
Mug + tee + sticker. The starter kit for the operator who is tired of slop posts.
$46$55SAVE $9
mug
tumbler
notebook
+ SAVE $13
Caffeine + Cope Kit
Mug + tumbler + notebook. For the operator whose entire stack is caffeine and writing down experiments.
$74$87SAVE $13
tote
tee
poster
sticker
Whole Aesthetic
Tote + tee + poster + sticker. The full operator visual identity — on you, on the wall, on your bag.
$72$88SAVE $16
STOP POSTING SLOP mug
STOP POSTING SLOP
11oz black glossy mug. The desk-warmer for operators allergic to AI slop posts.
$19
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MORE CREATIVES. LESS COPE. tee
MORE CREATIVES. LESS COPE.
Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee. The rebuttal to "we tried Meta ads and they didn't work."
$29
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AD FATIGUE IS A YOU PROBLEM sticker
AD FATIGUE IS A YOU PROBLEM
4×4 kiss-cut vinyl sticker. Laptop-lid take for media buyers tired of "creative fatigue" excuses.
$7
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I PAY FOR ANALYTICS I DON'T READ tote
I PAY FOR ANALYTICS I DON'T READ
15×15 all-over print tote. For everyone juggling 7 dashboards and reading exactly one.
$24
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100 EXPERIMENTS WE'LL DEFINITELY RUN notebook
100 EXPERIMENTS WE'LL DEFINITELY RUN
Hardcover 5.5×8.5 notebook. For experiments that die in the backlog by Friday standup.
$32
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RETENTION IS A LIE poster
RETENTION IS A LIE
18×24 enhanced matte poster. Wall-art rebuttal to every acquisition-team QBR.
$28
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MY ROAS IS BLENDED tumbler
MY ROAS IS BLENDED
20oz stainless steel tumbler. For buyers whose 7× ROAS is doing real load-bearing work.
$36
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STILL TESTING dad hat
STILL TESTING
Embroidered Otto distressed dad hat. The honest answer to every "is it ready?" question.
$26
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All orders fulfilled by Printful (Charlotte, NC). Shipping calculated at checkout — typically $4–$8 US, $10–$16 international. Returns: defects only, since each item is made for you. Email hello@frontiervisionsmarketing.com with photos and we'll replace it.

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